I think I may become a drug dealer... because this job hunt is not going so well. Apparently there is a "Nursing shortage" but with this floundering economy we are in the throes of, there are no positions available because older nurses aren't retiring (due to their financial statuses). In addition to that, hospital budgets are tight, and no more positions are being created. FUCK MY GOD DAMNED LIFE.
I think that it would be fitting for me to become some Colombian coke-god, and just disappear into a life of millionaire obscurity.
There are two requirements that I think I meet, if in fact this venture does take place.
1. I can handle simple math with the greatest of ease.
2. I can handle a gun pretty comfortably.
There. Job search done. No struggling for 60,000 a year with benefits. The only thing I have to worry about are competitors trying to murder me. But I think I can bypass this by remaining anonymous. Like wearing a mask to various drug dealz and employing a multitude of doppelgängers.
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