Unintentional Dirty Things I Say Vol. 1

"I still wish gash was a dollar."

I said this at work today to a customer in reference to how costly some things have gotten. I meant to say "I still wish gas was a dollar." The customer probably thought I was talking about cheap pussy. I was so tired I didn't even correct myself. Around what time period do you think gash would have cost a dollar? Like 1904 maybe?


"I need your seed, sir."

I said this to a customer when he asked if I had scanned his bag of birdseed yet. Ozay!