This is a good one...

A customer came up to me the other day at work. An elderly gentleman who looked very concerned. He marches right up to me, in to my personal space, and asks "Do you have any authority?" Without letting me answer, he says "The bathroom tissue you guys have in your bathroom is the cheapest, most awful stuff I've ever used." "I had to use double the amount I normally would to prevent from breaking through," he said, really concerned. It took every fiber of my being to not laugh in his face as I said "Well, you can fill out one of the comment cards we have here or you can speak to the manager right over there." Ahahahahaha... I hate people.